Things not to do (if you’re getting a little extra on the side)

Don’t buy your side-dish/fb something at Victoria’s Secret and get on the mailing list. It kind of gives you away when I see that you’re getting promotional materials addressed to you, and I know you didn’t buy me stuff recently….

For the record, I am more of a Nordy’s girl anyway, I only get my flannel pjs at VS.

I think I’m going to start a new category: whatnottodo

Perhaps someone can learn from my husband’s mistakes.

To be fair, I knew my husband was seeing someone, we both were. Things took a turn and we had to put the kibosh on the whole thing. It is things like the VS catalog showing up in his name that remind me of the things that went awry.